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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

zaynandharrypls:

Beyonce makes me wanna go get ready for no reason

(Source: zaynandharrypls)

foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

ksubied:

following back new followers x

xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

(Source: j6)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

theheatofthesouth:

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good